The news cracks me up.
What the heck is that about with David Beckham and his asthma?
Why are they making such a big deal out of it, it’s not the end of the world. So what that he’s got it. Maybe it’s a football thing or something, i know it involves running around but i can’t see what’s important about it. Like a gazillion other people have Asthma, it’s nothing new.
And the fact he’s ‘kept it secret for so many years’. Big woop. Maybe it’s because it’s totally irrelevent and isn’t usually brought up in typical conversation. ‘Oh by the way guys, great news. I have asthma.’
Maybe it’s because it doesn’t need to be known about.
Don’t get the impression i’m a fan of David Beckham, please. I don’t have a clue what’s going on in Football. I think it’s just a game where people kick a ball backwards and forwards. I just found it ridiculous that they decide to announce it to the rest of us like it’s crucial information we all HAVE to know.
Really. The things they talk about nowadays.
Right, so earlier i got back from seeing New Moon again. Yeah, i’m cool. It IS a good film.
I have to say, the seats in the cinema were really great, especially mine with the hole in, i reckon i could actually fit in it if i tried to. And the fact that it kept creaking everytime i moved a little. It sounded as if something was scratching the bottom of my seat and was trying to claw me, which isn’t exactly great when you’re sat in a dark cinema room.
Mind you, we were a little confused when we were travelling there on the bus. I saw the stop we had to get off so i was like ‘Ok, we get off here, right?’ but my friend was demanding that it was the stop after. It was sort of like this:
Me: This is the stop!
Friend: No, it’s the one after!
Me: But look, there’s the creepy house. It has to be this one.
Friend: No it’s not, it’s the next one.
Me: See? we’re pulling up outside the creepy house and this is where we got off last time. It’s here!
Friend: It’s the next one!
Me: It’s THIS one!
(Bus stops outside house)
Friend: Oh yeah, it is this one.
Sorry about the script above. It was the only way i could type it without making it look confusing or whatever.
Fun journey. That and the fact that my friend saw the woman sat infront of us had a HUGE mole on her face so all i could hear next to me was ‘Mole…mole….mole’. At one point, the woman turned around just as my friend was pointing at her own face to show me where the mole was on the woman’s. She subtley made it look as if she was scratching her face but i don’t think the woman was fooled.
Somehow, all the bus journey’s to the cinema end up with me either being embarrassed or….well. Just embarrassed.
The time when we went to see Twilight, i got on the bus but it was packed so i had to stand up. This old woman was sat behind me and as the bus started to move, i fell back into her and stepped on her foot. I could only think to scream ‘OH MY GOD, I’M SO SORRY’ at her as she gave me a dirty look.
Old people hate me. See you next time.
