I’ve been busy. This is irrelevant.
I’ve not been writing on this site for a while now. I think the easiest answer is that nobody reads these blogs anyway so really, this is just a waste of everyone’s time.
In fact, I’ve run out of topics to type about (good news for you) so there will probably be no other blogs ever appearing on this site by me. If I change my mind…well, you’ll probably know if you are indeed reading this right now.
Goodbye.
The news cracks me up.
What the heck is that about with David Beckham and his asthma?
Why are they making such a big deal out of it, it’s not the end of the world. So what that he’s got it. Maybe it’s a football thing or something, i know it involves running around but i can’t see what’s important about it. Like a gazillion other people have Asthma, it’s nothing new.
And the fact he’s ‘kept it secret for so many years’. Big woop. Maybe it’s because it’s totally irrelevent and isn’t usually brought up in typical conversation. ‘Oh by the way guys, great news. I have asthma.’
Maybe it’s because it doesn’t need to be known about.
Don’t get the impression i’m a fan of David Beckham, please. I don’t have a clue what’s going on in Football. I think it’s just a game where people kick a ball backwards and forwards. I just found it ridiculous that they decide to announce it to the rest of us like it’s crucial information we all HAVE to know.
Really. The things they talk about nowadays.
Right, so earlier i got back from seeing New Moon again. Yeah, i’m cool. It IS a good film.
I have to say, the seats in the cinema were really great, especially mine with the hole in, i reckon i could actually fit in it if i tried to. And the fact that it kept creaking everytime i moved a little. It sounded as if something was scratching the bottom of my seat and was trying to claw me, which isn’t exactly great when you’re sat in a dark cinema room.
Mind you, we were a little confused when we were travelling there on the bus. I saw the stop we had to get off so i was like ‘Ok, we get off here, right?’ but my friend was demanding that it was the stop after. It was sort of like this:
Me: This is the stop!
Friend: No, it’s the one after!
Me: But look, there’s the creepy house. It has to be this one.
Friend: No it’s not, it’s the next one.
Me: See? we’re pulling up outside the creepy house and this is where we got off last time. It’s here!
Friend: It’s the next one!
Me: It’s THIS one!
(Bus stops outside house)
Friend: Oh yeah, it is this one.
Sorry about the script above. It was the only way i could type it without making it look confusing or whatever.
Fun journey. That and the fact that my friend saw the woman sat infront of us had a HUGE mole on her face so all i could hear next to me was ‘Mole…mole….mole’. At one point, the woman turned around just as my friend was pointing at her own face to show me where the mole was on the woman’s. She subtley made it look as if she was scratching her face but i don’t think the woman was fooled.
Somehow, all the bus journey’s to the cinema end up with me either being embarrassed or….well. Just embarrassed.
The time when we went to see Twilight, i got on the bus but it was packed so i had to stand up. This old woman was sat behind me and as the bus started to move, i fell back into her and stepped on her foot. I could only think to scream ‘OH MY GOD, I’M SO SORRY’ at her as she gave me a dirty look.
Old people hate me. See you next time.
Freezing my ass off here!
Don’t be fooled by my blog title. I’m not freezing my ass off at this current moment of time. I WAS freezing my ass of up town earlier though, the weather (Yep, the subject of which i refer to frequently is BACK!) is just too cold for my liking. Why? Why are we the ones who have to endure this forever-altering change of temperatures? Yeah…i know other countries have unbearable heat, whilst others have freezing climates that would probably drive the rest of us insane but that’s my point. Why can’t our weather stick to a specific kind. It’d make shopping for clothes a hell of a lot easier.
So, despite the chilly weather outside, i somehow have managed to feel like i’m sweating my skin off. It’s crazy how you can switch from being frost-bitten at one moment to having heatstroke the next.
Why was i even outside if i can’t stand the temperature?
To go up town. Being a teenager, i clearly put my health last next to the option of having to spend an entire saturday trapped within my house. I had a good purpose to go up there too. Business Studies.
Yeah, it’s not exactly the greatest reason to anyone else but i have to get my work done. We had to go to a supermarket *cough* Sainsbury’s *cough* and take pictures of certain aisles of food. Mine was, for instance, Cereal seeing as i screwed up the research for my previous topic of chocolate. It was…incredibly humiliating. I was probably blushing bright red every time a shopper walked past us and glared. I even went all out and started to exclaim loudly how i hated homework so they would know what we were doing and why we were doing it.
It will probably seem pointless (as it does now) when i enter my business studies lesson with a bunch of pictures of cereal.
Speaking of all things cringe-worthy and just plain odd, what’s up with the obsession with ‘Jedward’. See? i could barely type that without feeling ashamed.
They aren’t exactly great musicians, are they? As far as i’m aware, they can’t sing well, going from peoples comments on them. Then how the heck have they become so massive?
Simple. Entertainment purposes. All they have to do is waltz about on the stage in daft outfits, screeching into their mics as the ratings go wild and the public shoot admiring glances their way. Yes, i’m aware not everyone feels like that. I know i don’t.
Why are they there then, in a TALENT competition, when they clearly lack the thing that’s wanted and needed to win the show. This is why i dislike these kinds of programmes. Sure, you get a laugh from the audition stages but when it comes down to it, you get people receiving chances they obviously don’t deserve. I’m sure their are musicians far more talented then people like ‘Jedward’ who are struggling to make it.
It’s just unnecessary but who am i to try and disregard some guys dreams?
I reckon i’ll have to leave the ‘lovers’ of Jedward something, instead of making this some sort of hate-fest.
So i’ll leave you with a picture of the hopefuls. Wearing outfits like this, you can see why the crowds love ‘em.
Why don’t you enjoy this fascinating Jedward video. They erm…really love the haters.
John and Edward, Edward and John…which way round do you choose?
So…it appears that i haven’t been on here for a while.
It’s probably because this site does sometimes irritate me (The incident where i lost a whole well-thought-out blog) and i was considering giving this up…well…at least just this site.
But i’m back. Lucky you.
Lucky that i get so bored that i feel the need to write endless drawl that i consider to be interesting. Or at least blog-worthy.
Anyone else think that the ‘Micheal Jackson Seance’ is possibly the WORST idea to smack anyone in the face? And if this unfortunate event MUST go on, of all people, why is Derek Acorah doing it?
Have the television people gone completely insane? I reckon they must’ve, having him. And besides, don’t you think they should just let him go now, instead of dragging out his death even more. I don’t think the poor sod would enjoy it much if he knew what was going on.
Speaking of ridiculous events, my family have argued about some odd things in the past (when i say past, i mean every single day). Today, out of all the different topics to argue over, they decided to argue over Sunday Dinner.
Have your family members ever argued over such a daft thing?
I swear, they’re probably gonna have a go at each other over a lost sock sometime soon. Or maybe a toothbursh or something stupid like that. I honestly would not put it past them.
Anyway this is it for today’s blog. This is just a ‘come-back’ blog so it isn’t exactly massive. Not like my blogs are massive anyway.
Have a good night/day. Whatever’s happening where you are.
Lostprophets was the BEST gig i’ve ever been to.
It’s not a very original title but it’s completely true and one of the only ways to describe it in a way that doesn’t beat around the bush.
I was right at the barrier with my friends, though two of those were lifted over the barrier and two went off for drinks so they couldn’t get their spot back, which left just me and zoe at the barrier.
As well as it being an amazing gig where at the end they brought on Kids In Glass Houses and The Blackout, some of the band met us before they went in the venue, after stef shouted ‘DUDE!’ at Jamie because she didn’t know his name then asked him for hair gel of all things. He was like ‘Hair gel?’.
After that, the drummer (Luke) came back out the venue to the tour bus, walking ou tof the bus with cans of pop and a bottle of sprite. We thought he was giving them to the rest of the band but he came over to us and said ‘A cold drink is probably the last thing you want right now but here you go’ because it was raining.
They are probably one of the nicest bands i’ve ever been to see.
There’s so much that happened that i should write but i’ll probably end up forgetting to put something in and then remembering later so i’d have to edit this again. So i’m going to leave you with a picture (that i stole from Zoe because i’m impatient and don’t want to wait for her to say i can have it aha but thank you Zoe anyway).
It me and my friends with Ian, Luke, Jamie and Stuart.
Oh so tired and the rain that wrecks my hair…
Today i went out, as you do. For some reason i felt compelled to straighten my hair even though i looked out the window and saw the grey clouds descending over my house. You think that wasn’t enough of a hint for me, enough of a warning to say ‘Stop! Don’t go out there with straight hair! You will regret it!’
But i didn’t listen to the voice in the back of my head, i stubbornly refused to leave my house with curly hair, probably knowing that i’d return with it like that anyway.
Hence why i hate the rain. I wouldn’t have cared if my hair was in it’s usual messy state ’cause it couldn’t possibly get any worse anyway. But straight hair? I get annoyed.
Eventually i just gave up and pretty much threw back my hood in both unwillingness and irritation. I just could not be bothered to try and wrestle with the wind in keeping my hood on my head where my hair was temporarily protected.
As i was walking through the torrential storm (slight overexaggeration maybe) i came across a bird with my friends, clearly it seemed injured. I actually hated walking away from it because i’ve got some odd impluse to help injured animals wherever i see them. I can’t even swat away a fly without feeling guilty most of the time…when i’m not angry.
So i forced myself to walk away, there was nothing i could do for it anyway and when i walked back to the same spot it had been, it had vanished. I was pretty much anxious when i saw it had gone, i didn’t really think it could have moved by itself.
Moving on from stormy weather and injured animals, i am seriously tired. I feel like i should have concussion or something ’cause i hit my head off my sister’s car door earlier and it hurt like hell.
Not the worst iinjury i’ve sustained from a car though, my foot got run over by my own dad a few months back just because i jumped out the car slightly too early. Nothing serious though, although my ankle is now scarred.
Anyhow, that’s pretty much it for now, so see ya when i do.
I’m Cedric from Harry Potter?
What is going on?
I took a quiz on facebook for ‘which harry potter character are you?’ and i came up as Cedric. Of all people.
It’s like what is going on? You are kidding me! i’m a bloke? I’m Robert Pattinson? I’m the kid that dies in the same film he appears in? How unfair that is.
My friend got the be Harry Potter, the main guy, who doesn’t die in the same film he appears in ’cause he’s in every single one!
I forgot to mention as well…Cedric is in hufflepuff! No-one wnats to be in Hufflepuff! Seriously!
lmao. Crazy or what?
Quizzes these days.
Hello, i am back from Cornwall…
As per usual, it’s raining although it was actually NICE yesterday when i arrived back in good ol’ Wolverhampton. *cough*
And i went out which was gooooood. Better then sitting in my house, staring out the window at the nearly-almost-never-changing-weather of same as usual rain. Which, hold on, i am doing at this very moment.
I was meant to be going out today but seeing as the rain never ceases when i am here, most of my friends would rather stay in then brave that monstrosity called rain.
Speaking of friends, ever noticed how they say the craziest things?
What’s the strangest thing your friend has ever said to you? One of the most funniest things i’ve heard from a friend happened yesterday when i was sat in stef’s with three other people. One said to stef ‘Why do you have a wall?’
Yeah, i know, doesn’t sound like the brightest bulb in the box but i don’t think he meant it like that haha.
But i’ve said some pretty stupid things in the past, who hasn’t? I can’t exactly remember what i’ve said but even if i did remember i wouldn’t tell you. I’m kidding, of course i’d tell you if i felt like it at the the time.
Anyway, my holiday was pretty damn good. i drank alot of coca-cola, i went in a lot of pubs (as usual) and the weather seemd to brighten up near the end of the week a few days before we were going to leave. I can’t wait to do it all again ina few weeks time.
Here’s a picture of the most AMAZING cake i have ever eaten. It was the best cake i’ve seen. Damn nice.
Also, here is another picture of me and my brothers and sister (plus bobby) at one of the many pubs we’d visited or other wise known as our second homes.
Check.it.out
So this my first blog on this site. I have to admit, i am rather confused by it as i didn’t have a clue what i was doing. I’m actually amazed i managed to find out how to write this blog at all!
Anyway, i will probably put some of my blogs from myspace on here to recycyle them, there’s no point wasting them if i’ve already written some stuff.
Currently i am watching don’t forget the lyrics, which is both addicting to watch and also frustrating. You watch some idiots trying to sing a song, they get to the missing words and just stare blankly through the screen at you. Yeah, sorry mate but we can’t help you. we’re on the other side of the screen, possibly in another area of the country.
I saw some bloke who had never heard of Aerosmith. Who hasn’t heard of Aerosmith! It takes alot to not swear at the screen, although some people probably do that anyway.
At the moment, a woman was singing blame it on the boogie by the jackson 5. She’s such an idiot. She sang don’t blame it on moonlight when it’s don’t blame it on THE moonlight. The screen is showing that she’s missing a word, it said on moonlight ___ and she was just staring like a baffoon at the friggin’ screen. Everybody in the crowd knew she was missing the word THE. Shane Richie knew she was missing the word THE. Everybody watching at home knew she was missing the word THE. It took like 3 minutes for her to figure out she was missing it. Shane Richie was there trying to help her and when she miraculously managed to realise she’d missed out THE, the whole crowd clapped and cheered like no tomorrow.
Television frustrates me. Seriously. I dread to see what she’s going to do on the next song.
Anyway, i hope you’ve enjoyed reading my first blog and i’ve decided to warn you now, i complain about the weather a hell of a lot in my blogs. So good luck when you try to refrain yourself from rolling your eyes when you read them.
